Could happen to anyone....

The British Government a few days ago lost a bit of data (although it did not tell anyone until now). It was not a record or two, an inadvertently corrupted file affecting a couple of people at most. No, this ancient pillar of Western democracy, this holder of the special relationship with the leader of the Free World, this administration which keeps ever sleepless watch in its mission to guard the Nation against terrorism, lost the lot.

By that I mean the lot - all the information relating to child support payments in the UK (which means everybody, apart from a few recluses) - all the names of the parents, the addresses, telephone numbers and emails, the names and dates of birth of all the children, and in many cases, the bank account numbers and details of the families. All of them - 25 million of them.

For connoisseurs of IT history, this should rank as the most spectacular data security catastrophe case study of all time. And all because a little clerk downloaded this critical information on to a couple of CD's, (how was he allowed to do this?) and mailed them through the post. They did not arrive. Let us hope they landed in the dustbin of a bent postman who was hoping to score a couple of Amy Winehouse CD's. Otherwise, the opportunity for identity theft and paedophilia on a national scale beggars belief.

Could one contributory factor be the Labour government's merging of Revenue and Customs and excise, creating a bureaucratic behomoth, where nobody knows what anyone else is doing?

At the head of all of this stands the Chancellor of the Exchequer (minister of finance) - as you can see from the picture not the sharpest looking tool in the box. What can you expect anyway from a man who dyes his hair white and his eyebrows black?